Category Archives: Jokes
I’ve Been Elfed
Merry Christmas! I thought this was funny.
Twas The Night Before Finals
Twas the night before finals, and all through the college, The students were praying for last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy, but none touched their beds, While visions of essays danced in their heads. Out in the taverns, a … Continue reading
Aerial Sleigh-Borne Present-Deliverer’s Syndrome
Case Report: Unique Case of Aerial Sleigh-Borne Present-Deliverer’s Syndrome Source: North Pole Journal of Medicine, vol 1 no.1, December 1997 Author: Dr. Iman Elf, M.D. On January 2, 1997, Mr. C, an obese, white caucasian male, who appeared approximately 65 … Continue reading
Blond Christmas Tree
Two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde finally turned to the other and said, “I’ve had it. I’m … Continue reading
