Category Archives: Jokes

Funny stories, tales and quips about Christmas

I’ve Been Elfed

Merry Christmas! I thought this was funny.

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Twas The Night Before Finals

Twas the night before finals, and all through the college, The students were praying for last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy, but none touched their beds, While visions of essays danced in their heads. Out in the taverns, a … Continue reading

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Aerial Sleigh-Borne Present-Deliverer’s Syndrome

Case Report: Unique Case of Aerial Sleigh-Borne Present-Deliverer’s Syndrome Source: North Pole Journal of Medicine, vol 1 no.1, December 1997 Author: Dr. Iman Elf, M.D. On January 2, 1997, Mr. C, an obese, white caucasian male, who appeared approximately 65 … Continue reading

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Blond Christmas Tree

Two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde finally turned to the other and said, “I’ve had it. I’m … Continue reading

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