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Merry Christmas! I thought this was funny.

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Twas the night before finals,
and all through the college,
The students were praying
for last minute knowledge.
Most were quite sleepy,
but none touched their beds,
While visions of essays danced in their heads.
Out in the taverns,
a few were still drinking,
And hoping that liquor
would loosen their thinking.
In my own room I had been pacing,
And dreading exams I soon would be [...]

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Case Report: Unique Case of Aerial Sleigh-Borne Present-Deliverer’s Syndrome
Source: North Pole Journal of Medicine, vol 1 no.1, December 1997
Author: Dr. Iman Elf, M.D.
On January 2, 1997, Mr. C, an obese, white caucasian male, who appeared approximately 65 years old, but who could not accurately state his age, presented to my family practice office with complaints [...]

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Two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde finally turned to the other and said, “I’ve had it. I’m chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!”

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